David Frost ( back in the 60s ) did a great parody ( probably written by the Monty Python crowd) wherein a soldier is caught playing cricket in church and is called upon to explain his actions. He says things like, "when I see the 6 stumps, I am reminded that that is exacly half the number of Christ's disciples, and when I see the ball spinning through the air, I think of God's own world spinning in the firmament" - and so on! It worked quite well.