I still hit the wrong button!!!

The priest entered the donkey again and it came in first. The headline read, PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.

Naturally the priest entered the donkey in another race, but the bishop nixed it. The headline the next day read, BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.

The bishop ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey so he gave it to a nunnery on the other side of town. The next day's headline read, NUNS HAVE BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The enraged bishop ordered the nuns to get rid of the donkey altogether. They sold it. The headline the next day read, NUNS PEDDLE ASS FOR TEN POUNDS.

Sorry about all the false alarms. I did not know that the Tab button worked to "submit".