The Queen Mother in Swaziland was called the Great She Elephant

I think the King was something to do with a lion - he had to kill a lion as part of his coronation - I went to his coronation garden party - I drank while Africa burned - ha ha he he

The Africaans used to make their floor screed with cow poo & mud - you can get a really creamy pliable building material from natures finest (and it doesn't smell)

What's blue and slips down the table - Chelsea