Mom's friends are a page of gibberish? She's not gonna like you talking about Leona and Helen and Dotty and Tilly and Alma and the rest that way. You're gonna get a spankin' you're gonna get a spankin' you're gonna get a spankin' hahahaha!

Pork's the "other white meat." How's about I get some swineherds to see what they can rustle up?