Here goes at an effort to combine the themes...

Áine's Air (2)

To the tune of Scarboro' Fair – Simon and Garfunkel et al

"Are you going to St Patrick's day fair?"
Cabbage, Beef, Draught Guinness, Whiskey
"Yes on a blind date to find my true lover
Only because my mates they dared me"

"What will he be like this lover of yours?"
Cabbage, Beef, Draught Guinness, Whiskey
"I just hope he's not drunk, crawling on all fours
Then he can be a lover to me"

"Will he be handsome, will he be rich?"
Cabbage, Beef, Draught Guinness, Whiskey
"I don't really care if he has not a stitch
Just so long as he's right for me"

"Do you know whether you'll give him your hand?"
Cabbage, Beef, Draught Guinness, Whiskey
"That lies in my future - time's shifting sand< br> The hope of my heart of what might yet be"

"(I) have seen that future my pretty maid fair"
Cabbage, Beef, Draught Guinness, Whiskey
"The gold of your life, today you'll find there
Good fortune, good luck, good morrow", said he

Hyp

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