Sorta thing ol' Shane would wear to his wedding. Only I guess he'll never get married now. Trappists take vows of poverty (no problem there!), chastity, and obedience -- and silence. I kinda think Shane might have a problem with those last three, but if he IS reformed and HAS found God, well, who knows?

Crispin Fiacre, huh? I don't know about Crispin, but St. Fiacre is the patron saint of hemorrhoid sufferers. I guess it kind of fits.

Well, I wish him luck in his new life.