Chongo the Chump. Listen up, Chump-boy. The Boss said to fold, spindle and mutilate you and we're gonna do just that. You stiffed him on that South Side deal and he don't like that at all, not at all. You better get it on and get it off really soon, because pretty soon you ain't gonna have the equipment to do anything more than pee -- and even that's gonna hurt.

Just a word to the wise, Chump-boy Chongo.