Barry - Chaucer bet you to it.

These are exactly one inch tall from the tips of their tiny shoes to the tips of their raised in Halleluyah fingers. Opened mouth in praise - make what you want of that, Barry.

One could easily sneak a thousand of these into a home and squirrel them away anywhere. I don't dare look in the eaves. Or HORRORS - see if they are reproducing within the headless Jesus.