eanjay - I agree, aw well as the most patronising of all comments

"calm down" worse than this is when it is suffixed with ...dear.

Saulgoldie - I am enjoying being grumpy. I am getting practice in early before I am old enough to be officially grumpy.

I'm young, grumpy and incredibly cynical.

I'm also, old (according to my children), bubbly and a laugh. I like people happy.