Wesley... you and your classmates must have been immaculate little angels. I got cracked the very first day I attended St. Bernard's for being late for Catechism. I arrived at 08:45, knowing school started at 09:00. I was immediately set upon by a "black and white" who assumed I was trying to play hookey. Catechism was at 08:30 and when I told her I did not know what Catechism was, she taught me.

Urban myth me arse! (Which is where I first got the pointer... or cane, if you will.)