Paddy lands in New York and the first thing he does is tuck himself into a pub and procedes to get himself loaded... finally, late that night he stumbles out into the dark streets... A rubber man, he's weaving his way down the sidewalk when he bumps into a nun... His bleary eyes give her one up and down... Suddenly, with a snear and a holler, he hauls off and belts her a good one in the gob... she's hardly hit the ground than he's on her and wailing away, abusing her like she was a Cuban welterweight... The nun finally sinks into unconsiouness and Paddy hauls himself to his feet, panting like an animal... As he staggers away he spits over his shoulder...

"I don't care what the newspapers say, yer not so tough Batman!"

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