I said "Darling of mine,it's a quarter past nine,
I think it is bedtime don't you"?
So she rose from the chair, took off her false hair,
Her white pearly tetth came out too.
One leg made of wood, one eye was a dud,
Her nose she began to unscrew!
And I cried with dismay, as her bust fell away,
Am I wasting my time on you?