Would someone disconnect the barrel of gin from Venus's toilet and let us all have some?

Scrump - we do't usually bother with surface transport at the Tavern. You can usually find a wormhole in space and time behind one of the doors or cupboards which gets to the correct locaion.
Here, I'll show you..

Whoops! Anyone fancy this pint of fermented Yak's Milk?

Quack!