A variation on some of the previous is:

They were two newly-weds.
She had just made the beds.
And as they climbed the stairs they felt a little shy.
She took out her glass-eye,her false teeth on the sly.
Her golden hair she hung upon the chandelier.
Then next her wooden leg she placed beside the bed.
And what was left of her she put between the blankets.
She said "come on my dear"
He said "no bleedin' fear,I'd rather stay out here amongst your sovenirs"