"The real question is - if a cat always lands on its feet and toast always falls butter side down - if you strap a piece of toast to a cat's back and drop it from a great height, which way will it land?"

That's a perpetual motion machine. The cat/toast dynamo will never land. It just keeps spinning in mid-air indefinitely.


"I've been to America - they put syrup on everything...

Actually, they put cheese on everything. Or what passes for cheese, anyway.


I've got a toast recipe an old tree-planting foreman told me about once, but I won't pass it on here. For several reasons.