I say, I say, I say, London bus conductor - is this bus going to Dagenham?
I don't think so, sir. It's never daggened anyone before.

I say, I say, I say, London bus conductor - is this the Barking bus?
No madam, This one just goes Toot Toot.

I say, I say, I say, London bus conductor - does this bus stop at the Embankment?
If not, sir, there'll be a hell of a splash.

I say, I say, I say, London bus conductor - is this bus going to Clapham?
Only if they're very good, sir.

I say, I say, I say, London bus conductor - do you stop at the Dorchester?
What, on my wages?


Ay theng yeow.