I've had some pretty strange requests in my time.... can't remember any that involved singing though!

I did once have to sing Flanders and Swann songs I didn't know, to a group of 4-5yr olds, whilst dressed in a purple and yellow clown suit with my hair in wired plaits. There's even photographic evidence somewhere.

I now know most of the words to 'P** P** B**** B** D******' but it's taken me 25 years to learn 'em.

LTS