Jeezus flippin' H! If you think God has tested you, flipface, you got no idea about it you dipheaded bolthole! It is when I find you that you will be tested, motherflipper. Trust me. I heard abuot flippin' identaty theft before but I never flippin' thought it would happen to me. This must be my punishment for the things I have, like done over the years...like all them snowmobiles I borrowed that are at the bottom of the lake now, eh?

- Shane