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Thread #98739 Message #1958549
Posted By: GUEST,Gerry
05-Feb-07 - 09:40 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Song about anatomy
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Song about anatomy
I see bones I see gizzards and bones And a few kidney stones Among the lovely bones And in case you use pay telephones There's two dollars in change Among the lovely bones
(Allan Sherman, I See Bones, parody of C'est Si Bon; there are more verses, surely available on the web somewhere)
I've heard Roy Bailey do a song whose chorus goes something like
You need skin Take good care of it Don't harm a hair of it Where would you be without it Keep it clean Soap and water every day Will wash the dirt and grime away....
Undoubtedly the rest of that one's on the web, too, maybe even here at Mudcat.