And...
The reason that I was at Kings Cross was for the "Fake Awards"
A feeble excuse for a session, at which Tim Van Eyken was up (with several other guys) for "Rear of the Year" award...
The girls loved it..
Good job that Tim won, the prize was his award from the previous night, which someone had knicked at the after show bash.
It's weird watching grown women fondling buttocks...
Ah Well, all in a good cause-ly...Yes he was there too.

Ralph, Home again.