I heard that story about the Washington Defense of Marriage Alliance wanting marriages that don't produce children every three years annulled just after the clock radio came on this morning, and I thought I was still in the throes of one of those Fritos with salsa dip, anchovy pizza, chocolate malt, and a big glass of grape juice before going to bed type dreams. No one, not even that bunch, could be that deep in the Abyss of Abject Asininity.

But lo! I find it's true!!

There is indeed ample reason for the weeping of Jesus!

Don Firth