Scrump

Sod the 'bald wig and false leg and no one will know it was me' bit. If the Sun can get hold of that cockpit video they will have photo's of you and me at you know where and you know when.
I am emigrating tonight to Y**k**ire no one will expect a 'Lanky lad' to hide out there.
But before I go thanks for the night of passion,I haven't been able to walk in a straight line since