I swear today has got to be the weirdest news day yet:

1. Homicidal Astronaut in adult diapers.

2. That preacher Haggard has been proclaimed officially heterosexual.

3. Some woman in town here led police on a 110 mph chase with her daughter, dog, and two cats in the car, and had to be stopped with tire-spike strips, because she was upset with her husband and "wanted him to suffer like she had suffered". None of which makes any sense.



I don't get the adult diapers thing. She still had to stop for gas, right? So just pee when you stop for gas like a normal person.