By turning the numbers upside down you are making them smaller and smaller. If you keep it up Mom will disappear completely and it will be your fault.

Amos, the is no "Pocatello River." The Portneuf River flows through Pocatello and has done so for a very, very long time (at least as long as I've been here, and that'll be four years this coming May 5). If you have heard a report involving the "Pocatello River" it was false, fake, untrue, and a fib.