I loved this version from the late Derek Moffat of The McCalmans who himself was given to taking the odd refreshment.

Home the way to go show
I'm to bed and I want to go tired
I drink a little hour about a had ago
And it's head right to my gone
No roam where I matter
On foam or or sea land
You can always hear me songing this sing
Home me the way to go show.

Best sung in a rather slurred voice but very seriously and made much easier by the consumption of several large malts!

Eddie