I didn't know anyone else had got there first, so put this together without having heard or read any of the other versions. Strangely similar.

Indicate the route to my habitual abode,
I'm excessively fatigued and I need to seek repose.
Some 60 minutes ago I took an alcoholic libation,
and it's seriously affected my cranial efficiency,
Regardless of where I perambulate,
O'er terra firma, aquatic expanse or watery particulate,
You'll invariably encounter me performing this refrain,
Indicate the route to my abode.