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Thread #98819 Message #1961083
Posted By: GUEST,Bob Coltman
08-Feb-07 - 09:07 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: They've All Got a Wife But Me
Subject: Lyr Add: They've All Got a Wife But Me
One of my great favorites. Gus Meade says in Country Music Sources that it was written by Ben Dodge c. 1877. However he also cites "They've All Got a Mate But Me," w&m Gus Williams? c. 1876, which was recorded by Frank Crumit but never issued.
One folk rendition of "Mate" is "Fox and Hare," an English song found on a single thread in the Mudcat message archive but not among the songs in the DT. This one is a classic American performance, genial and fun. (I have a second version I'll post in a separate message.)
THEY'VE ALL GOT A WIFE BUT ME ^^ As recorded by Branch and Coleman (Bernice Coleman and Ernest Branch), OK 45556, Atlanta 10/27/31.
A story true I'll tell to you of the troubles of my life, Though in love I've been like many other men, I never could find a wife, The girls are shy, I can't tell why, oh sad, it is too late, I've tried and tried till I've almost died, and still I can't find a mate.
Cho: There's the monkey and the dogs, the turtles and the frogs, The fish that swim in the sea, The pretty little squirrel with a tail in a curl, They've all got a wife but me.
When first in love with [a turtle?] dove, it was with a gal named Lize, She'd a nose hard to beat and Number Ten feet, and a pair of googoo eyes, I offered my hand, and a [future?} grand, what do you suppose, She said very cool she wasn't no fool, and she turned up her big red nose.
Cho2: The chickens and the cats, the weasel and the rats, The skeeter and the bumblebee, The cunning little lizard and the naughty old buzzard, They've all got a wife but me.
My gal number two was a gal named Sue who clerked in a dollar store, Each day I dressed in all my best and wandered by her door, I wrote her a letter, I oughta knowed better, asked her to share my lot, Next day I met a feller and he hit me in the smeller, that was the answer I got.
Cho3: There's the horse and the steer, the goat and the deer, The [giraffe?], the walrus and the flea, A fuzzy old coon and the ugly baboon, They've all got a wife but me.