Stilly said....."She was separated from her husband. The new man in her life isn't married but has a couple of kids. There are a lot of gray areas in the story."

I would suspect a few brown areas as well. If she had been successful, she could have easily gotten a contract from Depends. I can see the ad now.................She's standing outside the car smiling and says, "Thanks to Depends I was able to take control of my life.".......(pulls .357 and shoots rival in car)...then says, "And HERS!"

Seriously, the real problem with this whole story is it is so damn funny all by itself that making a joke is simply redundant and stupid! That's the problem with most of the news anymore. It is already so fucked up that the truth is funnier than anything you can add to it. "Vice President shoots hunting partner in the face." What can you possibly add to that?

Spaw