The following is unexpurgated, but if you're this deep on the thread, that's no surprise to you. This, it seems, is one of our first looks at what "Uncle Bud" might have been like at its absolute bluest. Lyrics supplied courtesy of Richie:

UNCLE BUD

As sung by Gary B.B. Coleman 'Too Much Weekend' Ichiban Records ICH-1140-CD.
(R &B sound w/guitar, organ, bass and drums- intro)

I'll tell you a story about a man you don't know,
He's a dirty mother-fucker from the word say go,
I used to think that Uncle Bud was nice,
Till the sorry mother-fucker, he stole my wife.

Cho: Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Goddamn him Uncle Bud.

He lives alone all by hissel,
Had ten wives and he fucked them to death,
Uncle Bud's got this and Uncle Bud's got that,
Uncle Bud's got a peter like a baseball bat.

Uncle Bud's got a gal and her name is Matt,
She got a twelve-pound pussy and it's big as a hat,
Uncle Bud's got a gal and her name is Emmaline,
Her ass keep cookin' like a watermelon rind.

Old Aunt Dinah come floatin' down the street,
With her ass and her body just a-twitchin' to the beat,
Doney, doney don't need to flirt,
Cause I see shit on your underskirt.

Who in the hell in this damned ol' nation,
Shit this turd on my plantation,
Don't give a damn if it's a woman or a man,
You gotta move this shit or I'm gonna raise some sand.

Some folks say Uncle Bud don't steal,
That's a Goddamn lie he's in my watermelon field,
Seed in the watermelon throwin' away the rind,
Preacher in the gospel lyin' all the time.

Here come a dog with his tail hushed up,
His ass all shinin' like a new tin cup,
Here come another one trottin' down the road,
The jaws of his ass 'bout to shiver in the cold

Bud's got a gal and her name is Christine,
She's got good pussy but she don't keep it clean,
He's got another girl and they call her Mutt,
You Ask her for her pussy she'll offer you butt.

Friends of mine know what I'm talkin' about,
Fucked ol' Mutt and he knocked her out.

Uncle Bud he died and he went to hell,
He grabbed Tom Devil and he fucked him well,
All the little devils up beside the wall,
[Said] release him, daddy, 'fore he fuck us all,

Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud Goddamn him Uncle Bud (Repeat and fade)