Well Rap, this has become a pretty poor excuse for a birthday thread. Kinda' makes ya' wanna' cry don't it? Aw hell, go ahead. I mean, it IS your birthday, your party, and you can cry if you want to.....really, cry if you want to. I'd cry too if it happened to.............aw shit hey.....wait a sec.......OHMYGAWD.......I've fallen into the pathetic rock lyric sinkhole

HELP ME

and while I wait for help, have a happy day, birth type or otherwise. Better yet, lower your standards and settle for mediocre.

Spaw