Ah ... a sexist joke ... I knew you were a homophone ... (?)

You can expect a call on the telephobe ... (Atishoo!)

The difference between a train and a womans hand ...

You are supposed to find bogey's on a train ... (?)

A train is meant to pull you off at the station ... (?)

They both pull out when they see you coming ... (?)

A womans hand is more likely to "weichen" your resolve (??????)

You don't want a train going over your points (!!!!!!!!!!!!)




(that will do)