CLIMATE CHANGE CONCERTS 'TO DWARF LIVE AID'

Judy Garland part played by Al Gore. Mickey Rooney part played by a gung-ho environmentalist.

MICKEY: Your cheeks look overly-rouged today, Al...I mean, Judy. Why're you dolled-up?

JUDY: Because we're gonna put on a big show in Mama Earth's barn, that's why. We'll have an "Inconvenient Truth" show.

MICKEY: You mean to promote the idea that the climate's in danger and all that?

JUDY: Right. We'll sew together some old flour sacks to make costumes, and build a stage out of old crates, and we'll pipe in about two billon godzilla-watts of precious electricity to show how much we care.

MICKEY: Great idea, Judy! We'll show those pricks how much we love humanity. By the way, how many pounds of rouge do you use on each cheek?

CUT TO MONTAGE of bulldozers gouging amphitheaters out of hillsides, forests being felled to make bleachers, etc.