I have never seen anyone with the singular ability to take a thread off into the ozone as much as you do Ziz. It is a talent with the elegance of both science and art, formed in the crucible of not just the curious, but also the lunatic mind. We will have to add a new term to the lexicon of the 'net. No longer will threads be hijacked or just drift. Today we can also say they are "Zizzed." If they are so far off topic as to be completely blown, then they will be "Zizzed-Off."
Finally, when I am alluding to the situation wherein I have no fuckin' idea where the thread went or why, I, or anyone else in that position will be said to be "Zizzed Out."