The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #19294   Message #196304
Posted By: M. Ted (inactive)
16-Mar-00 - 04:32 PM
Thread Name: Newbies vs Old-timers
Subject: RE: Newbies vs Old-timers
I am not sure if we need a list of Frequently Asked Questions-what is the point? Since they are "frequently asked, someone bound to ask it-

What I want is a list of "Rarely Asked Questions"--Such as:

"Where can I get a folksinger haircut?"

"How do you make a fiddle case out of old socks?"

"What are your favorite zither songs?"

"Are the any folk songs about wheelbarrows?"

"Where can I find noseflute recordings of "Scotland the Brave"?

"Are there any traditional ballads that haven't been written yet?"

"Will it hurt my guitar if I fill it with popcorn?"

"What songs are easiest to play when you're real drunk?"

"Will it help my playing if I put one foot in a bowl?"