On Oct 21, 2002 RangerSteve posted this parody in that same jingles
A Pepsi parody from my childhood:
Pepsi Cola hits the spot
In your stomach it will rot
Tastes like beer, tastes like wine,
(Shouted)OH MY GOSH, IT'S TURPENTINE!
-snip-
Poor Spot!
[The kids were creative, though]