The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1964002
Posted By: Rapparee
11-Feb-07 - 11:32 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I, of course, was not among those who might gladly sin, even just a little. My time in school, from elementary through graduate, was spent on my knees, praying. I reveled in being an altar boy and thought the song "Little Altar Boy" was about me (which in fact it was). I include it here as I am sure that it will bring Amos and some other sinners to repentance, perhaps even force them into a monastery or convent (monastery for the males, convent for the females):

        
Little Altar Boy

Little altar boy, I wonder could you pray for me?
Little altar boy, for I have gone astray
What must I do to be holy like you?
Little altar boy, oh, let me hear you pray

Little altar boy, I wonder could you ask our Lord
Ask him, altar boy, to take my sins away
What must I do to be holy like you?
Little altar boy, please, let me hear you pray

Lift up your voice and say a prayer above
Help me rejoice and fill that prayer with love
Now I know my life has been all wrong
Lift up your voice and help a sinner be strong

Little altar boy, I wonder could you pray for me?
Could you tell our Lord I'm gonna change my way today?
What must I do to be holy like you?
Little altar boy, oh, let me hear you pray
Little altar boy please let me hear you pray!