ARTISTIC LICENCE

This hereby certifies that Mmario is a qualified licenced Artist and is fully certified to equivocate, exaggerate, withhold or expand on the boring details as he should see fit, describe events that never happened as if he were there, ignore or adjust so-called laws of physics to make a better story, and generally take all necessary measures to come up with something that will register on the Aine-meter as a work of art...

Signed
Willie-O

see, I lied--ahem, I mean, used my licence about playing fiddle between firings. I have time to slip into the basement, hit "refresh" (uh-huh Meebo) and post something. It's too cold out there to play now.