The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #98797 Message #1964778
Posted By: Scrump
12-Feb-07 - 09:49 AM
Thread Name: BS: Ambiguity and Silliness
Subject: RE: BS: Ambiguity and Silliness
There's more, there's more:
- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
- I got stopped for speeding. I said: "Officer, I know I was going faster than 60 Miles Per Hour, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour".
- I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
- I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
- I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
- A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said: "You didn't borrow this." I said: "I will."
- When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
- Sponges grow in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen?
- If a word in the dictionary were mis-spelled, how would we know?