I feel I am being maligned here. I don't smell of dead skunk. This is the UK and skunks only come in the two legged variety usually wearing hoodies.

I have a kennel club certificate (which makes me good for breeding)and my pups cost a lot of money (at least the two that I have have cost me a fortune over the years). I have a university degree (Latvia central) in Beano studies (£50-00 including the frame).

If everyone stops posting I would be able to stay and value add this esteemed Cafe. Otherwise if the 150 posts are made I will have to go forever and join the MDDL (are Old Spot still dancing these days?).

You woudn't want the champagne (type) wine in any case. It's cheap and nasty and French.

Come on you, know it makes sense not to post.

Spot the (getting desparate now) Dog