Holy flip. This is startin' to turn my stommick. I think I am gonna throw up right on the keyboard. I'm not jokin', eh? It's a flippin' nightmare.

Forget about me comin' after you for impersonating me, man. I wouldn't flippin' go within 100 flippin' miles of someone like you! I might catch what you got. Is Madagascar far FAR away? I flippin' HOPE so!

Please just GO AWAY forever. I am beggin' you. I'm down on my knees here and I am pleadin' with you. I can't take no more.

- Shane