I am struggling to compose a suitable dedication for a Valentines Day card for the woman I love,I suppose I could ask my wife but I am not sending her one. All I have so far are :-

Valentine,Valentine divine.
Come and put your pyjamas next to mine.


Roses are red,Violets are blue
I bet I can undress faster than you.

Roses are red Violets are blue.
Pig muck smells and so do you.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.