Well, I still have 'lectricity so fir anyone who'd like to check out my axe...

(Be carefull how you say that, Bobert...)

...try http://tedcrocker.com/backporchprogress.html

... 'er jus call Ted up at 856 404 0411 and say, "hey, dude, like where's Bobert's geetar, anyways???"

Bobert