Now, Bobert, that ax is just beggin' for some fancyin' up. You take that an' slap a good coat of hot pink paint on 'er, an' maybe git somebody ta paint a poodle dog on it, too. An' a little sandin' of them sharp angles'd do 'er a world of good too. Now that there gitar strap ain't modern, ya know, so you git on down to the musik store an' git you one of them plastic ones, maybe in that yella-green chartruse that's so popular.

You do these things and I'll personally garentee that the girls'll be coming outa the woodwork atcha.

(Nice ax, dude. How's she play?)