If you're sending a secret valentine, try to be a little more on-the-ball than I was. A lady at work commented it would be nice to have a sectret admirer. So I set up an email account under the name "secret admirer" and sent her a message... completely forgetting that emails attach you name and say who the sender is.

D'oh!

And as a colleague's just reminded me, office valentines can now be construed as sexual harrassment.

Double D'oh!

I may find myself with a lot more time to spend on the Mudcat before very long.