Basketball, the greatest sport ever invented, more than makes up for any shortcomings in NASCAR. Or any other American sport, for that matter.

I heard that NASCAR has been looking into solutions for one big problem they've unwittingly created. It seems that with all the NASCAR races involving all the NASCAR cars going 'round and 'round and 'round in the same direction...

...they been tossing around the idea of sending all the cars down under to Australia where they can hold all the races, having the cars making successive right-hand instead of left-hand turns. It would allow the cars to unwind.

It's just a rumor.