Commercials and "swift boating campaigns" are already in production.

Last week the first foul shot across his bow was an ingenius whispering campaign that Barak was educated by muslim terrorists since the age of 6 and that the Hillary campaign hired the dectectives who found out about his terrorist education past.

The current campaign against him is coming from hired blacks who claim that Obama is not black or an African American. A little pamphlet sized book is currently for sale that reads like it was hatched in one weekend from the American Heritage think tank.

The next campaign against him will feature what looks like the Aflac goose standing in front of an unflattering photo of Obama quacking "