I am basically a happy Ilk. My Ilk are content to graze upon clumps of M-Ilk-thistle, which gives our coats a lovely S-Ilk-y sheen. We are also highly prized for our lovely creamy M-Ilk, which we give generously. We are only very distantly related to the Wild Ilk, who live on Ilk-ley Moor - baht 'at, I am told.

Aaaah - it's an Ilk's life!