CAn you belive it? The flippin' monks thrdW me out! They didn't Lik it wehn I hlped myself to some fo the flippin' alter wne and smoked some of the weed thy gro for what teh say isrope! Flippin' abbott gave me some jeans and a tshirt and put me on a airplne and right now I'm in Amsterflippindam! I got two flippin' DAYS to wait for the flite to flippin' Monreal and I dont know how i'm going to get back to flippin' Blind River from there unless Don piciks me upin in his flippin' truck! All the people here talk flippin' dutch or somethin, too.

This SUCKS. I got better treatment when I get out of gail. Only good thing in this flippin' place is the beer.