I don't know if any of you know this one. It was very popular in school choir. Sung to that very well known austrian i think tune that string quartets are always doing in films. Might be strauss but not the blue danube. anyway.

a sol, a sol, a soldier went to sea
two pis, two pis, two pistols on his knee
for cu, for cu, for curiosity
to fight for the queen's cunt, fight for the queen's cunt, fight for the queen's country.