What the flip are you saiyng, you flippin' impsotor! Like, I'm SHANE MCBRIDE and my flippin' bother Don is gonnin' to have to pick me up at the ariport in Monrteal or I'll have to hitch bak to Blind River! When I get there I'm gonna find yuo and like rip yor off yur shortcake, ya know? And yuo know whtelse I foudn out? They got these, like, cafes where you can get, like, WASTED and its LEGAL! And its good stuff, to! And theres a whole part of Ammrstdam that's got, like, chicks that are alwys ready for a roll, you know, in the hey, only you got to pay them. This town is something else, you know?

--Shane